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All’s Well That’s Going To End Well. (A Shopping Update)

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:15:38 GMT

Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the music! Umm, sorry. I become a little gleeful and giddy when I perpetrate vengeful acts upon objects, establishments, and even people who thwart me. I gloat. I even take sinful pleasure from planning and researching these acts of reprisal. I shall elucidate.

When I got home and thought about how absurdly predatory the pricing of the previously mentioned USB cable was, I searched for anything I had in the apartment with a similar cable. I actually found one the next day, which surprised me somewhat. I’m not at all certain why they are used on the large capacity Maxtor USB/FireWire hard drives, but they are. Once I knew I had a temporary substitute, I called the Circuit Place to determine if they would accept the return of an unopened purchase. A sleepy sounding female voice said that they would. It was the 4th of July, so I leaped upon the opportunity and went there immediately. I had “neglected” to mention that I did not have a receipt. Upon arrival, I went directly to Customer Service and apparently found the same young woman I had spoken to on the phone. She was telling a co-worker how much she just wanted to go home and and take a nap. We had started the refund process before she asked for the receipt. I clearly stated, “Mumble, mumble, lost, mumble, didn’t get, mumble.” She didn’t appear to care very much and simply refunded the price back to the credit card I had initially used to buy it. It is quite surprising, really, how instantaneously the profuse “Thank you’s” in the store turn into wicked, elderly cackles of joy when one passes through the entrance door on the way out. Gotcha.

I did not immediately go to the store where I had found the same cable for $17.00. That is because I had found them on Tiger Direct’s website for $6.99. I also found long stretches of Cat5e cable (50’ and 100’) for $12.95 to $13.95 to go around corners, over closet doors, and get to the desk in the next room. I am still of two minds on that issue. I could simply drill a hole through the wall and use a much shorter run, but the assistant manager of the apartment complex lives downstairs. I’ll have to give that a bit more thought. I recall that the lease said something about not having lengths of wire strung about the place, but made no mention of drilling holes through walls. Likely another oversight, as was the failure to forbid building a ‘41 Willys C/Gasser in the living room. Anyway – Gotcha II

I did find out further bits of intelligence while doing the online searching, however. I found that Systemax is the parent company of Tiger Direct, and has very recently acquired CompUSA.com. Ooh! A larger stock and more goodies to cause me to drool on the keyboard.

While searching online, it came to mind to look for book cases. I found two four-shelf models which I liked much better than the overpriced three-shelf unit at Big-Box emporium. Planked cherry or classic cherry colors are available, rather than the light oak color of the three-shelf unit I was considering. All my other furniture type “stuff” is in darker colors. And how far would I have to drive to get one of these items, one might ask? A full-line retailer is located about 1/2 mile south of the Big Box store. Though it was July 4th and the store was closed, I stopped to peer into their showroom window, at least until the police car slowed to have a suspicious look at me. Definite potential Gotcha III.

Finally, I have two serious, heavy-duty “wants” bouncing around inside my head. A good pocket sized digital camera, and a “good” PC. I have found an acceptable Olympus Stylus for about $250 online or $300 at the Big Box. Monday is “Seniors Day” at the Big Box, with 15% off on general merchandise and apparel items. If electronics are considered general merchandise, the base prices would be within $5.00. I can’t quite decide, however, because the online price would come with no tax or shipping and I could add a 2 Gig memory card and a second battery pack for a bit over $300 and, even with the senior discount, The Big Box one is over $275 with sales tax. The Oly itself is a 10.1 Megapixel with 7x optical and 5x digital zoom. I won’t even start on want number two, the computer, again. My brain already hurts.

Peace, Doc

“Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill every time.” – Proverb. (Probably initiated by an old person.)

Doc Goes Shopping

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:09:08 GMT

I try to be a good Green person. I plan my shopping trips to make the best use of miles and gas as possible. My only explanation for yesterday is that, for some unknown reason, the gods were pissed at me. I got up early , showered, shaved ( a pretty good bleeder was produced, but nothing life threatening,) trimmed my beard, and put on clothing fit for public viewing. I even got my dentures out of the little porta-potty looking thing and wore them.

That’s where just about anything positive ended for the rest of the trip. My first stop was at the same Medium-Box Circuit store where I had previously had a less than cordial discussion with the manager over a LCD TV. At that time I had waited nearly half an hour for anyone to notice that I might want to buy something and wait on me. On that occasion I left before “being helped” and called back when I got home, getting some personal satisfaction from biting the manager and getting a gift card for my trouble. On this trip I went there first to use the gift card, only to find that a USB A plug to USB 5 pin mini-B cable was over $31.00. I grudgingly turned in the gift card and used a credit card to charge the rest of the price of a damn piece of wire which I am certain was produced in China for under $3.00.

On to the pet store. I got the boys their favorites, but when I got to the register, I was charged $2.00 more than I expected because a particular bag of anti-hairball food was priced that much lower on the shelf upon which it sat. I also embarrassed myself by getting out the wrong store’s discount card. Grrrr.

I finally went to the Big-Box grocery and general merchandise store that I usually patronize. The first irritation was the discovery that a knee brace like the one I had bought there on my last trip was now 20% off. Drat! I don’t know why I do things like this to myself, but I wandered into their relatively small electronics section and found exactly the same cable I had purchased (rebranded) for $16.00. Double drat! I then looked for a filtered water pitcher that was supposed to be on sale for about $17.00. All were sold and the ones available were over $30.00. Foiled yet again. Button batteries for a $2.00 LED flashlight and laser? $6.49 – I think not.

Then came an item that I had argued with myself about purchasing, a Barrister bookcase; the kind with a glass front for each shelf which raises and slides back above the books on that shelf. I had discussed with myself whether it was a need, a want, or some combination of the two. I had gone so far as to measure the available trunk height and width (just in case.) I even took a tape measure into the store to be certain. When I discovered that the price had risen by $20.00 since my last trip, “maybe need” was quickly lowered to the “only want” category, and I sullenly wandered on.

I then continued to do my regular grocery shopping. It was here that I found my only bargain of the day. Pepsi was on sale at two cases for $9.00. No more surprises. I just bought my regular supplies and want home. At least the car didn’t break down on the way.

Oh. One more thought. I either never received or lost the USB cable receipt, so I can’t return it.

Peace, Doc

“If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.” - Cynthia Nelms

I Have No Idea, Either

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:43:45 GMT

At some point in this post you will ask yourself, “What is this about and why am I reading it?” I have no idea. I’ve been drawing a blank on most of my usual activities this week, and have even managed to reverse my Circadian cycle such that I am working the night shift that I much preferred when I was working summers in high school and college.

The week started with the deaths of two people I never met, yet felt close to for different reasons. The first was that of George Carlin, known to most people, but who felt to me like a friend because the way our minds synchronized on many topics. The other was a man who only drag racers were likely to have known before the picture of the fireball on the news for a day. Scott Kalitta, age 42, died when his Funny Car exploded while traveling at over 300 mph and then hit the retaining wall at the far end of the strip because the drag chute did not open properly to slow him. He was the son of Connie Kalitta, a man who was my contemporary in racing, though in a much higher and faster class. I can’t even say that I knew him more than to exchange a passing greeting, but there was a personal tie present.

I never met Scott. His death served to remind me that “the next generations” of racers are dying now, and how death was always “a given” possibility when one raced. I was lucky enough never to have had a serious injury, but saw seven people either badly injured or killed at US 30 when a freak accident cut the steering and brakes to a car which then ran into a hot dog stand. The propane tanks at the stand burst and were ignited. It has had me wondering if the good old days were nearly as good as my memories of them.

Drag race slicks

Burning nitro fuel explodes

No chute deploy. End.

How does one make a segue from a topic like this to the apartment complex and the behavior of cats? I don’t know, but I’ve been trying to do just that, to get back into the present, for most of the week. While pondering such life events as how and why I have lived as long as I have, done what I have done, missed doing things I have wanted to do, and arguing with myself about how I got here and where I am going next, I charged the batteries for my camera. Yes, the expensive Olympus C-700 I purchased almost eight years ago with its astounding 2.1 Megapixel resolution and 10X optical zoom. I found that I had a few pictures of cats already in the flash memory, so I proceeded to take another hundred or so.

Thoughts, mostly depressive, have been bouncing around in my head to the point that I haven’t even wanted to blog, and am now doing so more out of a feeling of obligation than for pleasure, as is the usual case. I can afford it, but I don’t even seem able to just go ahead and buy a bookcase. I don’t want to start projects or even go out to buy a USB cable. I believe the pleasure center of my brain went on vacation and didn’t take me along. Oh, well, I’ll add a few pictures and write more when I have something to say.

Peace, Doc

“One cat just leads to another....” - Ernest Hemingway.

Good Bye, My Friend

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:35:46 GMT

Counterculture comedian George Carlin, age 71, died of heart failure at 5:55 PM PDT on Sunday. He performed as recently as last weekend in Las Vegas and it was announced last Tuesday that he was to be awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

From his character as “The Hippy-Dippy Weatherman,” to the “Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV,” to his current cynical take on society and religion, in general, I listened. My feeling about his work came as close to hero worship as I have felt about any living show business celebrity.

May He Rest In Peace, Doc

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” – George Carlin

“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.” - George Carlin

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin

Process Pleasure Versus Goal Pleasure

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:47:09 GMT

I enjoy both the process pleasure and the goal pleasure from activities and objects. As a personal example, when I flew Cross Country RC model sailplanes, I enjoyed both the process of designing, planning, finding sources for exotic materials (kevlar “string”, carbon fiber string or sheets, titanium rods, etc.,) finding ways of combining materials and design considerations such that the entire model, ready to fly, weighed five kilograms (11.023 pounds, an international standard,) or less. “OK, if I use titanium wing rods to hold the wing panels together, rather than steel ones, I can just barely save enough weight to add an airspeed telemetry downlink. Let’s try it,” and of course, building them. Add to that an altitude gain/loss sensor and downlink, chrome reflective mylar tape on the leading edge of the wing, and a mechanism that could slightly alter the center of gravity in flight, and you had the basis for a fair amount of off season fun. My commodore 64 and a pin printer could even produce a fairly good rendition of a specific airfoil, given the right formula and a great deal of patience. A mixture of process and goal pleasure came when, in a contest, I could know how fast the model was traveling, whether it was climbing or descending, and when all of us in the pickup truck lost sight of it, it could usually be found by simply turning 360 degrees a few times and watching for the flashes of sunlight strobing off the wing’s reflective leading edge. One could even tell which direction the plane was turning by watching the direction of the flashes. Even the wings of models with 16 foot spans and 12 inch chords tend to “disappear” when they pass beyond about a mile from the pilot. Fuselage and tail sections disappear much sooner, at 1000 to 1500 feet.

So where was the pure goal pleasure in this? I’m not really certain, because this was a series of activities and produced both kinds of pleasure at various stages along the way. After designing and building for 700+ hours, having the darn thing fly and land in one piece marked the attainment of a large goal. Learning from the first several flights that it required a more frontal center of gravity and was not a stable flyer with the length of the original fuselage led back to process of adding about a foot more length to a fiberglass fuselage, re-balancing, and flying again. Ah, much better! Intermediate goal achieved. Talk it over with friends and enjoy the process. Fly it in international competition and not come in last – definitely goal pleasure, although the process of “having fun” at this level of competition required several milligrams of Valium. Winning an award for “professionalism” in our contest behavior was purely surprise goal pleasure. Dropping that trophy on my left great toe following my move to this apartment was a painful stimulus that produced memories of both types of pleasure involved in the winning of it. Even writing this post is a process pleasure and seeing pictures of our Cross Country team and my toy, a pleasure from recalling the past goal. Some goal pleasure was mixed with goal pain – landing at the 45 mile mark on a 47.2 mile closed course, for example. Coming that close yet not finishing was painful, but it was also a personal best for me and for the rest of the team, a pleasure.

A treatise of book length could be written about this single, obscure area of the pleasures involved in flying toy airplanes and only a few examples have been included. Yet it is complicated enough for us to realize how many factors can be involved in deciding whether we were having fun or not. Simpler examples of each type of pleasure abound. A person who hates their job and does it only for the paycheck is likely only to feel goal pleasure related to spending the money earned. A person who plays a musical instrument well but never shares it with others is deriving primarily process pleasure from the making of the music alone. A person who fears flying but has to do so to get to a vacation destination won’t enjoy the process of getting there, but the vacation may be all the sweeter because of what had to be overcome in order to reach the goal.

There are many other factors that become involved in the real life experience of process and goal pleasure. How much is the goal worth to the individual, monetarily or emotionally? How much pain? What are the relative risks involved with each? Is it legal, helpful, or harmful? What are the consequences of failure versus success? None of our waking behavior is simple and even the seemingly simple decisions we make are made easily only because the factors on one side of the scale so far outweigh the factors on the other, that little actual thought needs to occur. “Would you get up and walk over here so I can hit your fingers with a mallet, please?” “Uh, no!” “Would you get up and walk over here so I can give you this $100 bill?” “Yeah! Sure!”

Peace, Doc

“Recognize that an activity involves more than the end result. What was the process or journey like? What did you learn?” – John Stallworth, J.D, Ph.D. et al

US Government Protects Us From Terrorists In Dresses!

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:36 GMT

You people know I just can’t pass up a chance like this to sing the praises of our government agencies’ efforts to protect us from terrorism. The following is the text and links directly from the June 18 article in Boing Boing:

“US seizes Danish dress-shop's payment to Pakistan in the name of "terrorism"

Posted: 18 Jun 2008 05:23 AM CDT

Carsten sez, "The owner of a small dress shop in Maribo, Denmark, orders six dresses in Pakistan for a value of $205 and pays by bank transfer - only to find that the transfer is intercepted by the US authorities and the money seized because the seller (fashio.biz) might conceivably support 'terrorism'."

"Christa Møllgaard-Hansen, owner of Christabella's in the town of Maribo on Lolland, routinely buys women's clothing and shoes from around the world to resell in Denmark. But a recent purchase of six dresses from Pakistan for $205 was considered by the American authorities to be money going to support terrorists.
The US froze the funds four months ago and contacted Møllgaard-Hansen's bank, saying they wanted more information on the payment's recipient. Møllgaard-Hansen had put all the necessary information into the original netbank payment, but complied with her bank's request for the additional information."

Link (Thanks, Carsten!)”

No doubt the FBI, NSA, CIA, or “Somebody Else” decided to snoop around a little bit longer while the Patriot Act is still mostly in effect and the FISA Act has yet to be officially modified. You know, I don’t even feel a need to contact my state’s senator, Obama (D IL) because he will quite likely already be on the case. If not, one of the above agencies will intercept this transmission of information, or buy it from one of the large telecoms or search databases. One way or another, I’m sure they’ll know my sentiments on the matter.

Peace, Doc

“On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.” - Will Rogers

Too Many Things Beep Or Flash!

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:06:47 GMT

This is clearly going to be a rant, so if any of you don’t want to read it, it’s permissible to leave now.

The impetus for this topic came to me in my sleep. To be more precise, it woke me from my sleep. I heard an insistent, repetitive beep coming from somewhere in the apartment but couldn’t identify what or where. Bittle and Stinky didn’t seem to care much, one way or the other about it, and would not join the hunt. I set off alone on my search-and-silence mission. I shuffled carefully down the hallway trying to locate the sound. I dared not stalk it rapidly as I had not taken time to put on my glasses, a definite disadvantage. I located the noise as coming from the general direction of kitchen/dining area. OK, what might make a noise from that area? Stove timer? No. Microwave? No. Washer/Dryer? No. Smoke sensor? No. Jade plant? Yes! At least it first seemed that it was coming directly from the plants. On closer inspection, it was discovered to be my fax machine’s call for attention, bouncing off the wall in a way that definitely made it sound like it was coming from the plants. I scowled at them for their part in the plot and went on to shut off the noise. It refused to be silenced and informed me that there was a fax in memory and that I had to add paper. Paper? Oh, no! Paper is in the “room that no one dares enter.” Buck up, Boyo. This is no time to show cowardice to a small machine and a couple of plants.

Very hesitantly, I entered “the room.” I tried not to disturb the balance of anything there, and snatched the first discolored sheets of copy paper I could find. When I was able to back out of the room unscathed, I’m sure The Boys were able to hear my sigh of relief. Back to the fax machine to load and lock the paper and press “start.” For all my effort and valor, I received a “spax” from a company attempting to lease to me “a major breakthrough in Physiological Monitoring and Biofeedback software” for $75 (USD) per month, laptop included, and purporting to do “Para Spinal Imaging.” I don’t know what that is. I think they made it up. I will not mention the company’s name because, other than the spinal imaging part, they seem to be legitimate and it was the beeping that had irritated me, not the group sending the fax.

This episode did start me thinking about all the things that beep or blink in my environment. (Oh, no! He’s been thinking again!) Other than a kitchen timer, I think I’ve pretty well covered that area of the apartment. As I sit here, I hold an instrument of torture that displays a brightly colored flag and sings “bum-ble-e-beee!” enthusiastically announcing that it really is trying to start XP Pro after I pressed the start switch. As I proceed, I note that there are five blindingly bright blue LED’s which tell me that I have turned it on, that DVD is OK, a pointy circle that appears to be chasing itself, and two volume controls. Thankfully, the mute button remains dark. The latter is actually a subtle trick, however, which only allows the user to trade more blue glare for silence. Many programs announce themselves with entry marches, and of course there is the plethora of honks, beeps, and squeals that tell me that I have done something unacceptable. There are seemingly random noises that occur for no apparent reason, and always the sorrowful sounding exit tune as I shut the computer off by clicking “start.”

I looked across the room and turned on the TV. In response to a single remote button press, a red LED flashed three times and the machine greeted me with a happy, ascending “tweedle-ee-beep.” (“He noticed me! He noticed me!”) It hasn’t yet learned that people would like the volume to remain relative constant among stations, but I don’t blame it personally for that. Whenever it is turned off, it responds with a single LED blink and a sorrowful “deedle-ee-boop.”

I am nearly certain that alarm clocks set themselves. When I set mine, it never seems to wake me up, although I sometimes awaken about a minute before it buzzes. A few days ago I finally discovered the source of a tiny, repetitive beep that had remained hidden in the bedroom and occurred at about 12:35 a.m. When I was present and awake, I might hear it. If I happened to be asleep, it had never disturbed my slumber. It was a timid little radio/alarm clock that had apparently been making that noise, unnoticed, for four years.

I have made a small, slow red blinker to install under the dash of my car. It cost $1.25 (USD) and will do absolutely nothing except blink, hopefully convincing a potential thief that I have a sophisticated alarm system which would, in turn, suggest to him it would be easier to steal the car parked next to mine.

People with remote alarm transmitters on their key chains irritate the hell out of me by pressing the arm/disarm switch just as I am walking past their cars in a parking lot. Lights flash, loud honking occurs, and I jump about a foot in the air. I am reduced to pointing my keys at my car and stating, in an authoritative voice, “HONK!” I am aware of a way to retaliate, but I believe it to be illegal. Backup beepers annoy me, as do motion sensing lights and sirens. Far too many lights and noises occur inside my car, the most annoying of which being the buzz that tells me that I have once again locked myself out with the keys still in the ignition switch.

In the city and suburbs there is always a background of of flashing neon signs, honking car horns, sirens on emergency vehicles along with the red, blue or yellow “gum ball” lights or the brilliant white strobes that control traffic lights. Cell phones ringing can anger me almost as much as the conversations that follow. Wristwatch alarms, security cameras which watch us, and recently, advertising signs that start hawking their wares as one approaches them.

Taken one at a time, these are minor annoyances. Viewed as a whole, however, I believe they have led to a heightened stress level in most of us, and have produced a dangerous side effect. We have become so inured to them that we ignore or suppress them. Have you ever driven through a red stoplight because there were so many bright business signs in your field of view that you simply did not differentiate danger from background? Have you ever had the car windows rolled up and the tunes on so loud that you missed the warnings of the emergency vehicle? Have you become so used to hearing car alarms screaming for help that you simply ignore them? Or just become frustrated that something in the house is trying to get your attention, but you haven’t a clue as to what it is? Yeah. I thought so.

Peace, Doc

“Honk if you hate noise pollution.” - Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker.

See also: Noise pollution and light pollution.

Mozilla Firefox 3, Final Release: Download Day.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:14:20 GMT

The new Firefox 3 web browser is to be released on the official Mozilla Download Day, Tuesday, June 17, 2008. An informative article about this release and Microsoft’s rapid effort to catch-up using IE-8 was recently published by PC World. I strongly suggest that you download Firefox 3 directly from a Mozilla site. As I write, this site is still devoted to the download of Firefox 2.0.0.14, however.

The good people on the Firefox 3 project are trying to set a Guinness World Record for downloading software in a single day. My best guess is that they will achieve this, because there is currently no such record in existence.

More importantly, I recently tried to download Release Candidate 3 of Firefox from other sites, and while beginning to install, they displayed instructions in a language which I did not recognize. These were reputable sites, but something was clearly going awry.

While you are downloading this excellent browser, I would also suggest looking over more of Mozilla’s software and other offerings.

A Field Guide to Foxfire 3 by Debra Lyn Richardson is available at her WordPress site and should definitely be referred to for many technical details, feature descriptions, and links.

Peace, Doc

What’s In A Name? Harrumph!!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:58:11 GMT

Last Sunday I wanted to watch a segment of NHRA drag racing eliminations, but it had apparently been rain delayed. It was suggested by the station that the elimination tree and video clips could be found on espn360.com. When I attempted to register to watch the clips, this is the (partially redacted) onscreen response I received.

Member Registration
Please fill out the form below to become a ESPN.com Registered User. Member registration is easy and gives you instant access to ESPN Fantasy Games, customization, chats, message
boards and other exclusive content. Just follow the simple steps below to complete your registration.
Privacy questions? Click here for the ESPN Privacy Policy.
Some errors were encountered while processing your submission.
Please enter your Last Name.
Additionally, the following processing errors were encountered. These are listed below in order to help you determine the problem. If you feel that you cannot fix these errors, please call
ESPN Member Services at 1-888-549-ESPN.
INVALID_LASTNAME - The Last Name provided matches a filthy word in the system

Step 1: Member Name and Password
*Member Name: tabloodphd
Check Availability
*Password: xxxxxxxx
*Confirm Password: xxxxxxxx
User name and password must be at least 4 characters with no spaces.
*Date of Birth: January 22 1946
Step 2: Member Information
*Email: tabloodphd at gmail.com *First Name: Thomas *Last Name: Blood

At first I sputtered. Then I laughed. Finally, I entered some really filthy last names. The system accepted some of them. I taunted it a bit longer for insulting me and then left the site without giving it my credit card number. Numerologically speaking, the CC number probably would have been filthy, also. This station and website do not have a sense of humor, and as even computers go, seem to be a trifle simpleminded and straightlaced.

Peace, Ol’ Filthy

Perhaps if I had resorted to this, I would have been found acceptable. “Hemodialysis: A form of renal replacement therapy where a person’s blood is removed continuously and filtered through a machine that removes excess fluid and toxins. The filtered blood is then returned to the person.” www.bidmc.harvard.edu/display.asp

Parallel Parking

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:39:34 GMT

As an exception to my usual rule, the title of this post actually has a relationship to the content that follows. Perhaps it is not exactly what you might expect, but it is accurate, nonetheless. The general nature of my driving is known to long time readers of this blog, but may be succinctly summarized for new readers as; "I have no idea whatsoever why I am still alive." More astounding still, (aside from the tractor thing) is that I cannot recall ever having been injured or killed. There were a few times I was airborne or hanging upside-down from a seatbelt, but those don’t count because I wasn’t driving.

When I first learned to parallel park in high school drivers education class, it was easy. Our group of four male teens derived great pleasure from tormenting our instructor. We four gearhead country lads had been driving various motorized vehicles, from tractors to scooters, to racing go-karts, for several years. We had starting, moving forward rapidly, tuning engines, and even four wheel drifts down pretty well. It was the stopping and parking the vehicle in a designated spot that somewhat eluded us. We learned well and quickly, however, and were passed from the class as rapidly as the teacher could possibly manage, as he was in fear for his life anytime he was in the driver’s ed car with us. Considering that the car we learned in was a 383 tri-power Plymouth a three speed that had been loaned to the school for the class, he had reason to be.

About a year or so after completing driver’s training, an unrelated event called a “Road-E-O,” was held in a neighboring town to test the driving skills of the area’s youth. It involved awarding points for checking one’s rearview mirror, starting, turning, completing a pylon course without knocking them over, braking, and assorted other tasks, including parallel parking. I believe that the only error the contest organizers made was to award points for completing some tasks in the shortest time. I will simply state that I both won and lost the contest. I treated it as a gymkhana, rather than pretending to “compete” at a level I believed to be beneath me. A rule was made on the spot which applied only to me. I had clearly won on points and time, but I was adjudged to have had “a bad attitude.” Points were then deducted for bad attitudes. The officials were quite correct. I rapidly developed an extremely bad attitude as I watched the trophy being awarded to the second place contestant who fit the image of “All American Boy.”

So far, this tale has been prologue to the single occasion wherein parallel parking was quite important to me. One morning I was driving out of town on a wide left sweeping turn that led into a straight and open road to the next larger town which had a machine shop. In my usual manner, I accelerated continuously through the curve and well onto the straight section. Also as usual, I was exceeding the speed suggestion when I saw a car stopped on the road where two roads intersected it. It had no signals blinking, but it appeared clear that the driver had the intention of turning. From experience, over 90% of traffic at that spot turned left. Also from experience, nearly all cars that stop at a crossroad actually turn. As I was approaching rapidly and the car ahead hadn’t moved, I based a decision on the 90% left turn postulate. I both slowed (relatively speaking, I approached the speed limit from above) and prepared to pass on the right to avoid what I thought would be driving into the path of his turn. I was mistaken. The older couple in the car turned slowly to the right, directly into my path. Ooh! What to do? I was already committed to a course of action, so while putting myself into a hard left drift, tires screeching, raising clouds of dust and gravel, and having just enough time for three bad words, I parked exactly parallel beside them. They had apparently stopped their turn when they heard the commotion behind them. I did not hit them, but slid to a halt perfectly aligned beside them with a distance of at least six inches (possibly seven) between vehicles. When the dust cleared enough to see each other, I waved to them. There didn’t seem to be much else to do. There was no accident as the cars never touched each other, and for once, I was at a loss for words. As they slowly drove over the railroad track, I sat there trembling, thinking about trajectories, tire grip on various surfaces, that possibly I had made an error, and trying not to soil myself. This was most definitely not the sort of parallel parking taught in driver’s ed, but somehow I seemed to have passed the pop quiz.

Peace, Doc

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin

A Bit Of This, A Bit Of That, And Some Other Stuff

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:28:02 GMT

The end of this week has been a little stranger than usual for me. I say this in a comparative manner relative to peeling the paint off a candle holder. The replacement keyboard for this laptop flew in on Wednesday morning. It was ordered USPS ground, but the mail-person down by the group of mail boxes just grumbled and pitched it up the stairs. As I looked out the door, a small box with a large red FRAGILE sticker on it sailed over the porch railing, bounced off a window, and landed within a foot of my door. A good aim, if not a particularly enviable work ethic. Now that I have both the part and the assembly diagram it looks quite easy to swap. The only thing that seems to matter is which screws to remove and replace in what specific order. I think I can handle that. I just repaired a USB radio receiver for a wireless mouse very early yesterday morning.

On Thursday I did a bit of shopping at a very large computer store - Tiger Direct. I bought a copy of XP Pro SP2 while it is still being sold. I have read both June 15th and June 30th as official cutoff dates. Before I bought it, I had to have a look around the store. I had ordered things from them before but never been there in person. A sign in their large showroom said that if one didn't see what one wanted, just ask, because they had a 38,000 square foot warehouse attached. In partial answer to Jade's question, (" ... what the hell you talkin' about?") I am planning on building my next computer. I have a large old Dell Opteron 98SE case with lots of room to replace hard drives (remove one 17 GB drive - install two 500 GB drives,) lots of space for the new mother board, 4 GB of RAM or more, a hefty power supply, and an intention to set it up as a dual boot box ... XP Pro and (OS7? Linux?, Ubuntu?) I guess the point is that I'll have time to decide rather than impulsively buying something I would regret, off the shelf. My ranting which may not have been completely clear in my comment to her was about drooling on the glass showcases (in which new AMD quad core Phenom Black processors and liquid cooled, copper finned, heat sinks that would reside on top of said processor were displayed.) As an aside, no, I was not embarrassed to drool in public. I've reached an age where such behavior is tolerated quite well if expensive parts are the center of attention and a credit card is in view. Actually, I think this will be a great longer term project, and "barebones" kits with the correct combinations of motherboard and essential parts are available. Perhaps I'll even get a Pong game to make use of all that raw power.

I also bought groceries and some postage stamps.

Peace, Doc

"Miss Wormwood is Calvin's world-weary teacher, named after the junior devil in C. S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters. ... Regarding the difficulties of reining in rambunctious students, she once commented that "it's not enough that we have to be disciplinarians. Now we need to be psychologists." After Calvin once declared that school was a big waste of time, she tried catching him while he yelled into the hallway, "Help! It's the Thought Police!" - Bill Watterson comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes.

On The Topic Of Chinese Candleholders

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:01:41 GMT

Recently while I was out shopping at a local big box grocery and general merchandise store I found a small thing that I thought I would enjoy and the apartment might even like it, also. I like candles and incense occasionally and I found a display of glass votive or tea-light candle holders. Some on the outside part of the display were absolutely ugly, overpriced, and "not me" objects. I was on hands and knees, exploring what items might be lurking low and near the center of the display, and thus not found by other shoppers. Eureka! I found a very simple transparent blue rounded holder, about the size of a squashed goose egg, with a depression that would just fit a tea light. What great luck! It was only about 1/3 the price of the ugly ones on the outer rows. When I got home with it, I removed the sticky tag from the bottom. The surprise came when I found a dime-sized patch of blue on my thumb a few minutes later while I was searching for the candles. You're right on the first try; made in China and it was painted blue. It was such a good looking fake that I really couldn't tell in the store. As I scratched at it, it became a sort of camouflage blue and clear color. At first I was quite irate that I had been cheated. Then I realized that I liked the clear glass look much better, and had even stopped myself from buying a much taller version of nearly the same item for $15 (USD) about two weeks earlier. Suddenly my "wasted" $1.99 didn't seem like such a bad deal after all. I didn't move any of my heavy duty solvents so I resorted to one of the two universal tool kit items. Duct tape. By simply sticking the tape to a painted section and pulling it off, bit by bit, each time a little more blue coating was removed. Finally it became clear to me that it was better that way. It will never pass as leaded glass crystal, but it's just fine with me because I can't see all that well anyway.

Peace, Doc

Suicidal?

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:14:45 GMT

Suicidal?

Jumped from the fifth floor?

Some of us think otherwise.

Defenestration!

Peace, Doc

"Hypocrite /n./: a man who murdered both his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan." - Ambrose Bierce.

"You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !" - Many a great king's last words, according to Terry Pratchett.

They Shoot Visionaries, Don't They?

Thu, 29 May 2008 13:16:35 GMT

I have been collecting folders full of materials on such subjects as Electronic Health Records (EHR,) and how they may be used, government and corporate spying on various levels, the use of fear to keep the American People afraid to speak out against the obvious wrongs in out current society, the security of personal information, the use of technology to control our country's citizens, and generally being what I would refer to as "constructively paranoid." I don't believe that the aliens are out to get us nor do I put much credence in secret societies, the Illuminati, and the like. I favor the belief that money and power (quite likely interchangeable words) are a far simpler explanation. By the rule of Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation is most often the accurate one. There is no way that I can give enough information in a single post to do these subjects justice or even convey my opinions clearly. Therefore, what is on my Spaces Live platter today is a series of links to YouTube videos which make statements more succinctly than can I, by or about about men who were killed for making them. The first, by Dr. Marin Luther King, Jr. is long but bears such a stunning resemblance to today's political and societal realities that I urge you to take the time to listen.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "Why I Am Opposed to the War in Viet Nam" (22:49)

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on Viet Nam (8:30)

John F. Kennedy on the truth of 911 (4:33)

John F. Kennedy "The speech that got John F. Kennedy Killed" (1:45)

Robert F. Kennedy on the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Senator Edward Kennedy's Eulogy for Robert (8:40)

It has been 40 to 45 years and I'm afraid we haven't learned much. Patterns are repeated. Let's not make it four more.

Peace, Doc

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom." – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The time is always right to do what is right." – Dr Martin Luther King, Jr.

T'd Off

Fri, 23 May 2008 19:05:18 GMT

I am not certain from whence the expression "T'd Off" is derived. I searched several places and was directed to golf-related sites. That's quite understandable if it is a contraction or an alternate spelling of "teed off." What I didn't find, however is how it became a description of a state of anger. Possibly it took on that meaning as many golfers seem to become agitated following their first whack at the ball. Again, it may be a shortened version of "ticked off," but then I am left with where that expression came from. Possibly from MYST?

I suppose it doesn't really matter, because I am about to add still another definition. It does have mild anger and puzzlement in common with the other meanings, but it can be interpreted a little more literally. The "T" key top fell off my laptop's keyboard. That was somewhat disconcerting as I like T's and use them quite frequently.

Under the key top is a little folding plastic hinge with a hole shape cut out of the center. A conductive rubbery "pyramid" fits into this hole and acts both to make contact with the PC board when the key is pressed, and to raise the key top back to normal position when released. It is attached to the key top more permanently than to the PC board beneath it. When the key falls off (or is pulled off, or gets so much junk and cat hair under it that it breaks, etc.,) one finds the T key in one's lap, along with its little plastic ironing board feet. The problem comes when one realizes that the wee rubber pyramid has taken off for parts unknown. They are tiny, elusive creations; small enough to hide almost anywhere and bouncy enough to travel much farther than one might believe possible.

I have learned that a good way of finding small objects that have fallen to the floor is to shine a flashlight (on its side and on the floor) around to make small objects stand out more clearly from the surface. The most worrisome portion of this process for me, is when the cats notice Dad lying on the floor, shining a light around, and decide that this is a laser game in which they expect to participate. The problem then changes from finding the part to finding it before The Boys do. I was lucky. I found it first, sort of blending in with an oriental rug. Yay for me! Following the few milliseconds of elation after discovering the part, however, comes the realization that one is still left with a key top with broken "ironing board" feet, a small piece of rubber, and very little idea of how one might fix the problem.

Of course I immediately resorted to one of the universal repairs for nearly anything - duct tape. After an incredible amount of experimenting and positioning the broken pieces, it worked (intermittently.) During this repair, I found that using an opaque tape, I could not see the keys on either side of the T. For a two-finger typist like me, this is a big problem. I couldn't see the R or the Y. Had I thought of it, I could have simply written the letters on the duct tape with a Rub-A-Dub laundry marker. Somehow, simple solutions frequently elude me. The tape was changed to a clear version, the parts repositioned, and the T again worked (intermittently.) At least it now works well enough to use. As I view it, I now have three choices as to how to repair it more permanently. First I will try to buy a replacement key kit (if such are made,) Then I may simply interchange the T key with the "pg up" or "pg dn" keys as they are all the same size and I never use those keys. If all else fails and I have to spend money, I'll replace the keyboard. Why couldn't it have been the "caps lock" key? I hate the caps lock key.

Peace, Doc

"Angry Statement: Master if you repair me in this pathetic manner again I will Destroy your planet! - HK-47 (Star Wars Assassin Droid)

Doc And The Four Feet Of Zoom

Sun, 18 May 2008 01:14:41 GMT

My regular readers will remember the story of the cat enchilada, "I Didn't Know They Did That," from last February. Well, The Boys are at it again. For a little while I believed that they were past the point of being able to do anything really strange enough that I wouldn't at least know what to expect or where the behavior originated. I was wrong.

Bittle, my 10 year old feline has decided that when I go to bed, the bed becomes his, also. During the day, Stinky, the three year old, sleeps at the foot of the bed. Very rarely, they will agree to share the accomodations with me, but so far as I have observed, only if I am in the bed. As the evening progresses, Bittle tires and tends to just go on into the bedroom and sleep at the foot of the bed until I come in.

Stinky stays up to patrol the premises, sniff the outside air through the screen, and occasionally jump straight up into the air to catch a flying moth. He is deadly accurate in his these hunts and has certainly earned Ace status several times over. This is in part due to the "catch the laser dot" he loves to play, and partly due to the joint moth defense strategy we have developed. If I happen to see a moth before he does, I point it out to him with the laser. Sometimes when Stinky is across the room, I have to begin by shining the light on his foot and lead him to the general area of moth. If the offending insect is on the wall or ceiling, we work together as an attack team. I move the light beam up the wall, and possibly to the ceiling, as Stinky follows it with rapt attention. When he spies the bug, it's game on! I learned that I could assist by acting as both a spotlight to help him keep the moth in sight and, twice now, blinded the bug such that it fell halfway from the ceiling. I truly mean halfway, as Stinky meets it halfway, paws "clapping" together with amazing accuracy. This was actually a digression, but I find that it fits the title quite well.

Recall now that we are dealing with two neutered males with a combined weight of approximately 40 pounds. When I go to bed, Bittle reverts to a behavior he displayed as a kitten and wants to sleep very close to my head. We have agreed upon the non-word "flump" to signify that he is welcome to come sleep under my right arm; "OK, Bitty. You want to flump now?" He is usually in position before I finish the sentence. On the rare occasions that I go to bed while he is in another room, he will hop up to his spot, and if I chance to be trying to sleep on my side, he will tap my side with his right paw until I turn over onto my back. If I am unresponsive, he escalates to walking on me until I submit. Now we have the stage set for the actual four feet of zoom.

Bittle and I were in sleeping position, I on my back and Bittle settled in under my arm. As I was drifting off, I heard the sound of a beast charging down the hallway. Stinky jumped onto the far right edge of the bed, launched himself in an arc over Bittle and me, and bounced from the left edge of the bed to the floor. I was both startled and laughing at this unexpected cathleticism when Stinky repeated the action in reverse. Jump onto left edge, leap over those attempting to sleep, bounce off the right edge, and bound down the hall. Bittle and I discussed the incident briefly and came to the mutual conclusion that it was, indeed, unusual. We settled in again and were headed for dreamland when, about two minutes later Stinky repeated the run, jump to the left side, leap over us, bounce off left side, and land on the floor sequence. This time I was ready for the reverse double back bounce and was even poised to try to catch Stinky midair. I remained in that state of heightened vigilance and was ready for action for nearly 15 minutes. That is when I heard the "meow!" from the living room. I swear that Stinky is not only learning how to play games, but how to play quite effective head games.

Peace, Doc

"Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor."
-- Walter Chandoha

Air Force Aims For Full Control Of Any And All Computers

Thu, 15 May 2008 18:51:17 GMT

Does that read too much like a scare headline from the Far Left? It isn't. Wired News online reports that the US Air Force itself has made it. In an April 13, 2008 article by Noah Schachtman, it is stated that:

The Air Force wants a suite of hacker tools, to give it "access" to -- and "full control" of -- any kind of computer there is. And once the info warriors are in, the Air Force wants them to keep tabs on their "adversaries' information infrastructure completely undetected."

The US Air Force Cyber Command is already being developed. Its website has many articles, pictures, FAQ's, and a countdown timer to "phase one stand up" on October 1, 2008.

I have included links to both the Wired article and to the Air Force website to allow readers to judge for themselves where we are headed. Most of my regular readers know that I border on the paranoid in my responses to be watched by recording cameras at stoplights, at toll road transponder lanes, and on our streets and intersections. I strongly object to being listened to, phone tapped, having my mail read, or just generally being observed in any manner unless someone has reason to believe I am committing a crime or am planning one.

On the other side of this topic, I want my government to protect me - from criminals, from street muggers to multi-national corporate muggers, from enemies foreign and domestic, to preserve our constitution, and defend our land. I appreciate the brave people in the military services and in the public sectors who serve us and take care of us so well and who we too often take for granted.

At a deeply frightened level, I know that a current "World War III" would be fought like no other. China has demonstrated to us their ability to blind and disorient our spy and navigation satellites by shooting down one of their own. In turn, our "accidental" transport of six W80-1 variable yield live nuclear warheads From Minot AFB in ND to Barksdale AFB in LA was given much more publicity than I would expect any military organization to allow the media. I do not see these incidents as unique, or even highly significant in the bigger picture, of which the public sees only tiny fragments through a glass, darkly. If an enemy had unfettered access to any of the Internets or grids that control our distribution of electricity, natural gas, vehicle fuel, traffic and transportation flow, food and water distribution, public and military communications, financial tractions (commercial, investment, and banking,) ... well, you get the picture. Our nation would be brought to its knees in a grinding, chaotic halt. In a much more localized manner, the electromagnetic pulse (EMP) of a conventional atomic weapon or an "E-Bomb" destroys MOSFETs, FETs, transistors, and the like if not Faraday shielded, thus disabling electronic devices in the area of the explosion. The government and Military knows this in infinitely greater detail than do I.

On a personal, much less significant level, I have been affected wrongly by the same type of capabilities as are needed to defend our nation. I sold a car to a friend who ran through four "I-Pass" toll stops without paying. I received a ticket for four infractions, complete with a very clear picture of the back of the car with my plates still on it, and a statement that not being the driver was no excuse for not paying the tickets. In another incident, Medicare gave the Veterans Health Administration all of my personal and business information (including SSN, EIN, bank routing numbers, addresses, etc.) without any notification to me. I found this out when the VHA notified me that a portable hard drive with this information on it was missing. At least they had the decency to notify me and provide for one year of credit fraud alerts. I have no doubt that, despite the precautions I take personally, this type of information has been lost, discarded, or stolen far more times than I am aware. As a simple example of the laxity of transactions in the area of credit, I have written "Require Photo ID" on all my cards, along with my signature. It has been checked only once in approximately 10 years.

So what do we do and where do we go with this sort of information? I honestly do not know. The same technology that protects us can destroy us. The same types of devices that allow surveillance of criminals, terrorists, and enemy actions are easily able to be turned on a country's own law abiding citizens. It is, after all, so very much easier to listen in on our own cell phone conversations and take pictures of our own license plates than it is to definitely identify what is happening in an enemy's hardened military site or know if a satellite is armed and has military capabilities.

*sigh*

Peace, Doc

"We realize our dilemma goes deeper than shortage of time; it is basically a problem of priorities. We confess, We have left undone those things that ought to have done; and we have done those things which we ought not to have done." - Charles E. Hummel

This Is NOT About The Village Of Elburn, IL

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:58:30 GMT

This post is not about the Village of Elburn Illinois. It is not about the Mayor's Blog, not about Building and Zoning, not about the Staff Directory, or even Living in Elburn. Most especially, it is not about the Elburn Police Department which sets up speed ~~traps~~ enforcement zones on IL Route 38 or Route 47.

What is it about, then? It is about my plans for arranging the various antiques, furniture, oriental rugs, book cases and books, pillows, lamps, roll top desks, and other items such that they do not look worse than the piles of boxes and plastic containers that they are now replacing. How does one display an antique Leitz Wetzlar black and brass microscope, a current flat panel TV, assorted wooden model boats, brass candlesticks, a working 1940's radio, three metal U-Needa Biscuit boxes, a small Waterford table lamp, along with a modern 12 foot sofa, drop-leaf coffee table, and monster leather recliner chair and make it "work." Oh, yes. I forgot to mention the antique three-wood oriental triptych style mirror I acquired yesterday.

As a male who is visually oriented and a linear thinker, I would likely try to fit everything against a wall and fill every flat surface with important "stuff." My main concerns would be which floor lamp should be placed next to the recliner, which rug should line up squarely with what other large thing, and now, where to hang the three paneled mirror. I have found out within the past six hours that this is not to be. I have gotten to be quite good friends with the couple downstairs despite the 3:00 a.m. cat crazies during which The Boys chase each other around the apartment at full speed and at top decibel level until they tire of it. I am very thankful that they are animal lovers, and especially that The Boys are on their best behavior and are extremely friendly when these neighbors visit. I believe that it is clear to the cat people, and to the people people, that we all like each other. Bittle even managed to acquire a particularly comfortable flannel shirt during one of their visits.

Now, onward to the part of this experience about which I am both thrilled and a bit frightened. In addition to one spouse being the assistant manager of the apartment complex, one has been a professional interior decorator for a number of years in the past, both for corporations and for individuals. I have been informed that they both have a day off Wednesday and that "we" are going to decorate! I have no belief whatsoever that this will be limited to moving only the microscope or the dealer showroom model of a 1953 Plymouth station wagon. I know both that the result will be wonderful and also that I will be well beyond my usual state of anxiety for the next two days.

Peace, Doc

"What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want." - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Mothers Gone

Sun, 11 May 2008 22:26:25 GMT

Mother died - I live

Mothers gave me all

Mother last is gone

Many hands held me

Mother Earth caresses them

More than I can do

Preserve memories

Heritage and legacy

Offspring then may know

Peace, Doc

It Finally Looks Like An Apartment

Sat, 10 May 2008 09:53:24 GMT

It should. I've had over six months to make it that way. I believe that I am much better at planning how things should be done than actually doing them. I've been slowly working away at all the sorting, pitching, donating, giving away, and repressing "stuff" that I only accomplished minimal things. "Ah, that (insert odd thing here) should be in the (insert semi-appropriate room here.)" And I'd take it there, usually bringing something from room number two back to room number one, if appropriate. The piles were very slowly receding in the living room and the dining area, but I felt no real pressure to rush. I thought that about a year seemed to be a reasonable goal to set for myself.

That was until I received the notice from the apartment complex management that "the inspection" was to occur Thursday at 10:30 a.m. I quickly started carrying more than one thing from room to room in my wanderings. When that didn't seem to be working quickly enough I tried armloads, with possible multiple destinations. "Stuff" was no longer being sorted neatly into appropriately sized boxes and compulsively labeled as to the exact contents. By Tuesday I was feeling more than a hint of anxiety that I might be requested to go away, even though my rent checks had been willingly accepted up to that point. By very early Wednesday morning I realized that going into warp drive would be necessary. I remained in that state for 32 hours straight and, other than a few minor incidents (knee going out of joint repeatedly, disc and back ailments hurting more by the hour, frightening the cats with my flurry of activity, carting boxes to the dumpster at 2:00 a.m., etc.) made excellent use of my time. Four rooms/areas looked just as they were supposed to, did not smell of cat activities, had the furniture and area rugs arranged, and there was only one room, the door to which could not be opened. Yes, I used the correct words, could not, not should not. I believe that the vacuum cleaner tipped over against it when I was ~~hiding~~ storing it appropriately. Thankfully, no cats were trapped or harmed in the process. I even had almost 10 minutes to shower before the manager and the maintenance man arrived. I was fearful that I might have to answer the door in my underpants, but I was rewarded for my frantic efforts by being able to finish dressing.

When ~~the Gestapo~~ my guests arrived, I was ever so helpful, relating that I had already changed one of the sensor batteries about three weeks ago, offering a chair to stand on rather than have the maintenance man leave to get a ladder, and easily relating to the male sorts of things. I had to resort to a bit more trickery and misdirection with the manager, however. As I could not allow certain closet or room doors to be opened, I offered her Stinky (in one of his most loveable poses) to be petted, showed her the corner that had the collection of my grandfather's medical bag, contents, black and brass antique microscope, my newly framed picture of my mother, and anything else I could think of. I even gave her an open hanging file rack for the complex office. I not only passed, using this "treachery and deceit" approach, but was complimented on how nice things looked. Truthfully, it actually does look pretty good and will look even better now that I have seen the possibilities of moving a few things around to delimit the living room and leave the largest wall in the entire apartment free to decorate as I wish.

I do so hope that the unsettling sound of "stuff" settling in the room behind the door which cannot be opened will stop soon. For the nonce, I have taken enough medication for my back pain that I probably do not yet fully realize the enormity of the tasks awaiting me behind "that door."

Peace, Doc

Happy Mothers' Day to all out there in blogland to whom that wish is appropriate.

Photo Album: Yesterday

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:14:16 GMT

Yesterday

Pop, Doc, and the Fountain that tried to kill him.

Early Interest in wheels displays itself.

Pre-chicken caregiver nature emerges.

Construction begins on the treehouse that tried to paralyze Doc.

There were no Hondas then.

My folks said I couldn't buy a car, so I built one.

With a little help from my friends.

And occasionally won.

Doc pondered what he should do with his life.

And found that he had a Strangelove for psychology.

More Photos...

Photo Album: Boomerang

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:05:35 GMT

Boomerang

Regal Boomer

Boomer and Bittle

Nick

Tree of Life Cross

Boomer& Sarabend Rug

Resting

Drowsy

We'll Meet Again